- Perfect Score quizzes available, contact Shawn Safarkhah.

- Police requesting information on white Mustang pulled over near Princeton. Driver used false name ...Atty Pedwards and passengers Victor & Henry were speechless.

- Tyrone A / Jay L / Darren M / Jamie M / Dave D / are interested in anyone that can show them tug-of-war technique for minimal fee. Would like to redeem themselves at future monthly meeting. Would consider new Team Captain and Anchor, contact Jamie.

- For Sale paperback book on how to play poker, contact Dan Rath. Book can be viewed at Walnut Grove Pawn Brokers.

- Looking for inexpensive car detailer to eliminate pidgeon intestines and stomach acid from hood of dark blue (yes dark blue) sport utility parked in H\O underground.

- If you need to get off the "No-Fly List" contact Micheline. Cash only, no longer accepting Euros.

Wanted

- Mating partner for Daisy, Buster need not apply. Jamie M.

- 11 pair of ladies size 9 high heels, contact Kelly T.

- Skateboard for 5 km commute. Would consider skate-board-pooling, will push 1 way... Dan Rath Langley.

-Willing to purchase a 'how to pick hockey pools'. Contact Dan P.

For Sale

- Puppies for sale 50% English Bulldog, 50% Buster. Contact Jamie M.

- will stand in line for Passport for you or your family, contact Rob Robertson.

- tickets to 3rd Round Ducks vs Red Wings Series, will sell at face value, Jordan Froelich.

- SpongeBob backpack, contact Tyrone.

- Need a family video? I do weddings, Anniversary's, Birthday Parties. Will also consider filming soft porn... Dan Rath

- Surefire way to quit smoking.... contact Shawn at CapMall, if not available, call back in ten minutes.

Wanted

- Sales Rep to service Richmond Corporate Accounts. Contact Jay Lundgren.

- Band Manager for Walnut Grove Trio. Don't call before 9:30am. Must have drivers license. Contact Mitch in confidence.

- A recommendation for a good doctor for post traumatic injury (my son has not recovered from a certain mini bike incident). Also looking for a good laywer. Contact Dan P.

- Ford Ranger 2003 or newer, will trade straight across for my mint 67' Chevy SS (check out burnout video) and my 2004 Chevy S10. Contact Josh "fed up with chevs" Schaper.

- Would like to purchase one of the Apex Top 20 Ski Trip positions for a reasonable rate, would consider trade for painting work. Brent Henderson.

- Lost 70lbs. Contact Tracy Franck.

- Ski lessons prior to March 22nd contact Arron Rigden.

For Sale

- Directions to the Fountain of Youth, contact Dan Perrett

- TELUS Laguna Beach Trip includes Air Fare, accommodations, meals, entertainment, Michelle Cruikshank and alcoholic beverages. Must assume the name Kevin Cruikshank (mustache kit included) and be able to travel in April.

- Top 20 Ski Trip Position For Sale (I will be out of country), reasonable price, but don't need paint work, Chad Bennett.

- For Sale 34th position in the Apex Hockey Pool. Unlikely you will win, but at least you can say you entered. First $2.25 OBO Jim Cooke.

- Fridge for sale, Great Condition $75, can be picked up at the Vancouver Store. $25 Discount to Amir. Contact Rob Robertson.

- For sale copy of $600 ticket for driving a Rhino in Tulameen without valid insurance, contact Dan Rath.