Wanted

A copy of the book "Goaltending Made Easy", by Patrick Nassiripour. If you have a copy toss it gently to Jay Lundgren and watch it beat him 5 hole.

Instructions on how to set up an eBay account so he can stop sending "all employee" emails trying to flog whatever he finds in his attic. Contact Fayyaz Fatehali

A copy of the book "Billiards for Dummies". Contact Jason Cross

Rhino driving lessons. Contact Kit O'Kane

Jeep Cherokee driving lessons. Contact Jay "The shoulder of the road looked so level" Lundgren

For Sale

DVD Copies of the Dave Darling Tulameen GT Racer faceplant. Special Limited Edition comes with bloody bandages, head compress and 2 empty whiskey bottles (personally emptied by Dave Thursday night in Tulameen)

3 Vancouver Canucks jerseys, all won on bus trips. Contact Coolette Tubbs
Also for sale by Coolette one used horseshoe. Stored in a very secure location.

Urgently Required

A permanent transfer from Team East to Team West, where we will be treated as equals and not just "women that were brought up to Tulameen to cook and clean", as several sexist pigs on Team East were heard to remark. Contact Micheline and Theresa.

A good lawyer to represent person ( who wishes to remain anonymous and wants everyone to know it is NOT DAN PERRETT) who wrote various slanderous, malicious and borderline sexually harrassing messages on curling jugs in Tulameen. Please contact NOT DAN PERRETT immediately.

Wanted

A copy of "Jackass". Contact Dan P.

An alarm clock and a map of Burnaby. Contact Stephanie.


For Sale

Two copies of "How to Set Up Email on a Palm Treo So You can Stop Bothering Us and Do It Yourselves!". Contact Jim Cooke and John Jaegal.

Cans of Alphaghetti and boxes of Alphabits. Contact Shaun Strum.

Canucks tickets at low low prices. (Shawn Safarkhah need not apply) Contact Jim Franklin on game days, under the Georgia Viaduct

Used rags. Have faint chloroform smell. Contact Gerry.

Sade "Smooth Operator" CD. Contact Glenn "G-Love" Fernandes. (Editors note....hey, maybe Glenn could sell it to DanP!!)


For Rent

One pair of used crutches. 9 month lease, will need them back for the next Apex golf trip. Contact Patty.


Misc

Available immediately for voice over work. Contact Corey Baldwin through his agent Donna Waddell-Hansby-Baldwin

Lastly.... is it just me or does anyone else think these Apexers were separated at birth from their celebrity siblings....?

Jay Lundgren and Pro Wrestler Eric Young

James Vallance and NHL'er Luc Bourdon

This dashing devil and his less handsome twin brother George Clooney